offisir:

do u ever just cum and it ain’t great and ur like β€œok that one was super lame”

(via retiredjesus)

pudingu:

It took me 18 years to realise Saturday has turd in it

(Source: naotarou, via pizzota)

feat:

do you ever get sad over something that happened a long time ago because i doΒ 

(via rain-force)

aveaucado:

do you like my blog?

a) yes
b) a
c) b

(Source: taci-t, via untexting)

stability:

sext: I bought you concert tickets

(Source: stability, via allteensrelate)

clivas:

Hollisters electricity bill must be like $1 a month

(via pizzota)

unvainly:

i kinda just wanna sleep for 48203847 years and dream about the perfect guy and our perfect life i mean is that too much to ask for

(via retiredjesus)

bunsen:

me everytime I lose a follower

(via relatetable)